i’ve been seeing a lot of au posts for two person ships but not 3(+) person ships so here we go

bisexualclarke:

• “the ride we want to go on is three people a cart and we’d rather choose a stranger to sit with than have one chosen for us plus you look relatively not sweaty want to join us” au
• “two people started hitting on me at this bar at the same time and they’re both hot af best night ever” au
• “i accidentally took the seat that was between a couple because they were fighting and now i have to deal with them fuck” au
• “i’m your waitress and i totally thought you two were dating because of the heart eyes you’re making at each other but now that i know you’re not i kinda want to ask one of you out but i also feel like you should be together because of said hearteyes” au
• “it’s the apocalypse and we’re like the only ones still alive high five want to have celebratory sex” au
• “accidentally got really famous overnight and now i have a manager and an agent and tbh they’re both really hot how am i supposed to cope with this” au 
• “turns out hogwarts students only give you weird looks when you date multiple people from multiple other houses huh who knew” au
• “there was supposed to be a party here tonight but no one showed up but us including whoever the fuck’s house this is want to see what’s in their Netflix queue” au
• “i booked this hotel room cause i wanted some time away with my girlfriend but we ordered room service and the server who brought it up is hella hot should we ask them to join us” au
• “we’re all in the waiting room on the delivery floor of the hospital but someone none of us are here waiting for our own kids to be born we’re all here for friends how weird is that” au
• “we’re the only ones in this bar literally what the fuck it’s like a thursday night” au
• “i am very drunk and flirting with multiple people because my vision is blurry enough i can’t actually tell how many of you there are” au
• “you’re a total asshole but your girlfriend definitely isn’t” au
• “we didn’t come to this con together but we’re all dressed as various members of a team so everybody’s making us pose together” au
• “I WILL BEAT YOU ALL AT MARIO KART IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO also wanna make out. like. all of us. at the same time. i might be high on adrenaline but the point still stands” au

‘also:

• flight attendants au
• tour guides au
• con artists au
• cop duo/helpful but curious scientist au
• roommates au
• group project au
• only people aware of upcoming epidemic au
• band au
• i cannot stress that last one enough just like a band that is all together imagiNE THE MEDIA CONFUSION
• owning a restaurant together au
• TAs of same shitty teacher au
• camp counselors that live for the confusion of the kids trying to figure out who’s with who au
• youtubers who everyone wants to collab doing a video together to reveal they’re dating
• parent teacher meeting au
• waiting for a flight for 10+ hours au
• deaf person/only people who know sign language in the whole fucking building au